Which song should I sing?
Chris is trying to choose his song for karaoke night,
He has his disco shirt on and his trousers very tight.
Should he sing his favourite which is ‘California Blue’,
Or should he have a change and maybe go for something new.
Someone shouts “why not sing, ‘I’m too sexy for my shirt,
Give the lads some fun and let the ladies have a flirt.
Never mind which tune you finally decide to hum,
As long as all the audience can see your builders bum”.
He starts to sing, but those tight trousers are too tight a fit,
The tone is not Roy Orbison, but has gone up a bit.
His normal voice has gone and it has left him in the lurch,
He now sounds just exactly like soprano Charlotte Church.
© Yvonne Nowakowski 2009
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January 5, 2010 at 2:03 pm
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