All Purpose Cow Pat
Whenever cow pats spring to mind, it always makes me smile,
That is because they definitely are so versatile.
When you’re feeling peckish and you don’t have a lunch pack,
They make a really nourishing and very tasty snack.
Use it as a perfume as it really smells sublime,
Just pick one out and roll around in it at any time.
Ladies it would make a real nice face pack for your skin,
After I have slurped some of it let me lick your chin.
If you’re really clever and want easy application,
Stand behind the tail when there’s an upward inclination.
This gives a steady spray that is remarkably high power,
I’d definitely rate is as a top of the range shower.
If someone gets right on your nerves and is a silly moo,
Let them chase you into one and get it on their shoe.
They never seem too pleased with this and always curse and swear,
If it were me I’d be as pleased as punch that it was there.
© Yvonne Nowakowski 2009
June 4, 2009 at 4:53 am
Oh, to be a dog,they have so much fun.
August 20, 2010 at 6:52 am
It’ s the first time I have heard that in Macedonia, obits are an unusual observe. You have wonderfully written the post. I have liked your way of writing this. Thanks for sharing this.
August 20, 2010 at 9:13 am
Thanks very much for your comment it is much appreciated.
Kind regards
Yvonne Nowakowski
My Poetry and Blog at – http://onnecar.wordpress.com/
January 2, 2011 at 10:23 am
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